Best Wwe Quotes & Sayings

Well John Cena's like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me. — John Cena

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. — Jerry Lawler

Whom would you like to put throught a table next? The entire cast of New Moon. They're trying to portray vampires, but they look like a bunch of sissy models. — Sheamus

My name is CHL. That's Charles Haas Layfield. — Charlie Haas

I love The Miz. His approach to his job is second to none; it's extremely important to him that he prepares on a daily basis. I travel with him and from the moment he gets up to the moment he goes to bed it's all WWE, all sports entertainment. He keeps his body in shape and he is a true champion in the ring and out. He's a great representative of the company and I'm learning a lot from him, not only on TV but outside as well. — Alex Riley

Nobody does ladders like Jeff Hardy. — Matt Hardy

Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional! — Alex Riley

It doesn't matter what you think! — Dwayne Johnson

It's pretty awesome. Mattel does such a great job with detail ... I'm way better looking than Ken. Barbie's been hitting on my action figure the whole time. She actually asked the stocking people if she could hang next to me, but they said no - because it's PG. — The Miz

I have been to rehab nine times. They were high dollar and some of the best ones around. Vince has picked up the tab the last couple of times. If you ever work or worked for WWE, if you ever need help, he will give it to you. He is really cool. Thanks to Vince, his wife Linda, Stephanie, Shane and Paul. Thank you for helping me. It's hard to ask for help. It's even harder to accept it, when people offer it. — Scott Hall

You can take this job and shove it because I quit. — Jim Ross

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great. — John Cena

We wanted to do it right. There is an expectation and WWE has a reputation to deliver the best show we possibly can when we perform in a new part of the world. We wanted to deliver Abu Dhabi with the best product we could. Also it's very difficult to make the travel work as we are constantly touring throughout the year. — John Cena

Straight edge means I'm better than you. — CM Punk

If ya' smell what The Rock is cookin'! — Dwayne Johnson

Alex Riley is a star - he looks like a star, acts like a star. He is a star. — The Miz

A lot of people know about the power of the WWE brand. We're in 145 countries in 30 different languages. We reach about 650 million households worldwide on a global weekly basis. But what they don't know about WWE is that we use all of that power to give back to the community through events like Hurricane Sandy Relief. — Stephanie McMahon

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty? — John Layfield

These people want you to quit just like CM Punk did. — Stephanie McMahon

Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come. — The Miz

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine! — CM Punk

I wish you the beast of luck! — Chris Jericho

I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it. — CM Punk

I am the best wrestler in the world. — CM Punk

Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time ... — Chris Jericho

Not only is he my broadcast partner, but we travel together so much, he's become like my best friend. — Josh Mathews

After 10 years TNA talent still have an inferiority complex. If you don't think that you work for the BEST COMPANY EVER then nobody else will! As a performer you hav to act and project that where you work is the pinnacle of competition! If not then the whole place just seems second rate. — Chris Jericho

I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar, and he split just like I'm splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. — CM Punk

Michael Cole does not deserve to be piled on like many are doing. He deserves respect. Michael is fulfilling a role on a fictional, TV show. He has been 'cast' to play this role as best as he can. For those that have never sat in that particular seat, let me assure you that it isn't easy. Cole's new persona must be working because never before have so many fans, for better or for worse, commented on Cole's work. — Jim Ross

The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be — Bret Hart

Undisputed ends when I return to the WWE in 2007. There is already 3 ½ years of material including the 3 best years of my career. Undisputed is going to do even better than A Lion's Tale, there is no reason to not do #3. The material I have for #3 is just as good as the first 2. I still have a few years to go before I write but I would definitely like to write another one. But it is not about the numbers, it is about the quality. If I don't think it would be as good, I won't do it — Chris Jericho

Back in the hood after a tremendous Aussie tour! Thanks to all who rocked with us, I promise it won't be another 5 yrs before we return! Best news is I'm off for the rest of the year now! Time to get krunk ... — Chris Jericho

I just want to say one thing ... Thank you Eddie! — Oscar Gutierrez

Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him. — Triple H

CeNation. Wwe reports that last night at approximatley 9pm est. It terminated its contract with cousin of john cena, juan. The wwe wishes juan the best of luck in his future endeavors. — John Cena

I'm your genetic jackhammer! — Vince McMahon

I would, but I know where that hand's been. — CM Punk

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger! — Jerry Lawler

Fix him so I can break him again! — CM Punk

My swag is off the charts. — Roman Reigns

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper

The relationship with WWE obviously has gotten better because after my name has been shoved down their throats from 2K [Games] for the past years, they finally passed off on it. They finally okayed it. — Bill Goldberg

Do you wanna be really really awesome? Just keep watching me. — The Miz

One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy. — Jim Ross

You were an ass long before I made one outta ya! — Shawn Michaels

I don't wanna wrestle Big Show tonight because I'm scared that he's gonna eat me! — John Cena

Whether I was a character in WCW, WWE or The Longest Yard, you want to be able to - the best part about myself is that I have a very wide range of emotions in that one second I can be speaking on Capital Hill about dog fighting and giving them a voice, which they can't obviously speak for themselves. — Bill Goldberg

I don't have an attitude! And it CERTAINLY ... doesn't need to be adjusted! — Vickie Guerrero

Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it. — Triple H

I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay! — Kurt Angle

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters. — CM Punk

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life. — CM Punk

I do have high expectations for Alex Riley. He seems athletic, articulate and intelligent. Only time will tell how far he goes, but Riley has bonafide potential. FCW did a nice job of preparing Alex for WWE. Alex's future success is largely up to Alex. — Jim Ross

Roddy how many times have you won a World Championship? — Randy Orton

NOBODY messes with "The Bad Guy"! — Scott Hall

It was so cute and she was so shy. Someone told me that Randy Orton went up and hugged her and she wouldn't let go. It was kind of cute. — The Miz