Best Kelly Oxford Quotes & Sayings

Brad Pitt is older than Archie Bunker was in the first two seasons of All In The Family. — Kelly Oxford

I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes. — Kelly Oxford

Oh, Jesus was taking the wheel! — Kelly Oxford

I had weaseled my way into their hearts like I knew I would. — Kelly Oxford

wonder adults were always miserable. A paycheck was just a bit of compensation for putting up with bullshit. — Kelly Oxford

I wasn't old enough to realize that I could be my terrible self and have people love me for that. — Kelly Oxford

I find a lot of people struggling in their lives because they feel like it was expected they do a certain thing or act a certain way and not follow what their gut is telling them to do. — Kelly Oxford

Sorry, I thought I was just thinking that. — Kelly Oxford

I had a dream I was walking down the street and didn't have to hold anyone's hand — Kelly Oxford

There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises. — Kelly Oxford

I like the idea that we can contain our weirdness, but I prefer it when we wear it all over ourselves. — Kelly Oxford