Best Frat Cooler Quotes & Sayings

Just because quantum mechanics is weird does not mean that everything that is weird is quantum mechanics. — Victor J. Stenger

I never, in a million years, imagined I could be as happy and fulfilled as I was with you. I never wanted anything more than to spend the rest of my life that way. And, if you'll have me, I will never, ever hurt you. — Christine Bell

I think I've missed you all my life — L. H. Cosway

I see a sacred beautiful art. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Africa is probably one of the most beautiful places I have ever been. — Matthew McConaughey

I play, like, 12 instruments. Guitar, piano, harmonica, African drums ... I'm working on mastering the accordion. — Lucas Grabeel

The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say. — Mark Twain

Homer begged and Rembrandt went bankrupt. Aristotle, who had money for books, his school, and his museum, could not have bought this painting of himself.
Rembrandt could not afford a Rembrandt. — Joseph Heller

I felt like a collection of complaints and malfunctions. — Jim Butcher

'What is the Unpardonable Sin' asked the lime-burner 'It is a sin that grew within my own breast', replied Ethan Brand 'The sin of an intellect that triumphed over the sense of brotherhood with man and reverence for God'. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

People ought to quit talking to the press. — Terry McAuliffe

I suppose that is my central obsession. What we owe to society, what we owe to ourselves. — Barbara Kingsolver

I believe that Thomas Jefferson said: 'If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?' — Glenn Beck

But to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu? — Christopher Moore