Best Dan Quayle Quotes & Sayings

I nodded sagely. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Masur looked at me quizzically. "Dan Quayle said that," I added. Whether he actually did or not, I liked the quote. — Joseph Finder

I have a very good family. I'm very fortunate to have a very good family. I believe very strongly in the family. It's one of the things we have in our platform, is to talk about it. — Dan Quayle

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising'. — Dan Quayle

Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don't have dark grey stripes on the sides. — Harvey Fierstein

I have as much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency. — Dan Quayle

The future will be better tomorrow — Dan Quayle

The question in life is not whether you get knocked down. You will. The question is, are you ready to get back up ... And fight for what you believe in? — Dan Quayle

A mind is a terrible thing — Dan Quayle

And this is the best chance to begin to establish the New World Order. — Dan Quayle

Well, it looks as if the top part fell on the bottom part. — Dan Quayle

There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show. — Tim Robbins

We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward. — Dan Quayle

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. — Dan Quayle

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child. — Dan Quayle

The cause of the riots were the rioters — Dan Quayle

It's immoral to parent irresponsibly ... And it doesn't help matters any when prime time tv, like "Murphy Brown", a character who is supposed to represent a successful career woman of today, mocks the importance of the father by bearing a child alone, and calling it just another "lifestyle choice." Marriage is probably the best anti-poverty program there is ... Even though our cultural leaders in Hollywood, network TV, the national newspapers routinely jeer at [such values] I think most of us in this room know that some things are good, and other things are wrong. — Dan Quayle

Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store, Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all the novelties and the different types of little things that you could get for Christmas. And all the people that would help you, they were dressed up in things that said 'I believe in Santa Claus.' And the only thing that I could think is that I believe in George Bush. — Dan Quayle

I don't have to experience tragedy to understand it. — Dan Quayle

I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around. — Dan Quayle

The best thing about rain forests is they never suffer from drought. — Dan Quayle

We'll let the sunshine in and shine on us, because today we're happy and tomorrow we'll be even happier. — Dan Quayle

Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel. — Emo Philips

Maybe you guys will get lucky this year and face the Orioles in the World Series — Dan Quayle

We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America. — Dan Quayle

We shouldn't have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say. — Dan Quayle

People are not homeless if they're sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns. — Dan Quayle

We expect them [Salvadoran officials] to work toward the elimination of human rights. — Dan Quayle

It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back. — Dan Quayle

Abortion is not an issue with the American people. It is a figment of your imagination if you think that this is an issue that is talked about a lot. — Dan Quayle

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. — Dan Quayle

I don't care who wins because I go to sporting events to scream. It's the one place on the planet you can shout anything you want. You can bellow at will, and nobody will bother you. I yell things like, 'My life sucks! Dan Quayle is a schmuck! If I don't have sex soon, I'm going to explode!' Parents turn to their kids as I leave the stadium and go, 'Hey, there goes a great fan. — Lewis Black

I couldn't help but be impressed by the magnitude of the earthquake. — Dan Quayle

Who would have predicted ... that Dubcek, who brought the tanks in in Czechoslovakia in 1968 is now being proclaimed a hero in Czechoslovakia. Unbelievable. — Dan Quayle

I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. — Dan Quayle

I told you all lawyers are worthless. After all it takes won (sic) to know one. — Dan Quayle

The mind is a terrible thing! — Dan Quayle

It's rural America. It's where I came from. We always refer to ourselves as real America. Rural America, real America, real, real, America. — Dan Quayle

I am uniquely positioned and prepared to be president. I can assure you I am serious. I am committed — Dan Quayle