Brian Fies Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Brian Fies
I would give a million bucks to have seen my mother say "cute shoes" to naked Ashley Judd. — Brian Fies
No one will care more about your life than you do and no one is better qualified to chart its course than you are. You are the expert. — Brian Fies
All i have to offer is this: i hold a valid driver's license and I know the way to the hospital. I can hang curtains, flip a mattress, load a dishwasher. I can deliver a pizza, lend a steadying arm, laugh at a morbid joke and compliment a bad wig and I know the metric system. I doubt that's gonna be enough. — Brian Fies