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Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler

But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky. — Chelsea Handler

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Rachel Aaron

How did you get in here?' ( ... ) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way. — Rachel Aaron

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Gillian Flynn

He wears his cockiness like an ironic T-shirt, but it fits him better. — Gillian Flynn

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Suzanne Collins

At once, it's clear I cannot gush. We try me playing cocky, but I just don't have the arrogance. Apparently, I'm too "vulnerable" for ferocity. I'm not witty. Funny. Sexy. Or mysterious By the end of the session, I am no one at all. — Suzanne Collins

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Jory Strong

That day will never come. I'll be the last bachelor standing." Dylan made a show of looking at his watch. "And if I hustle, I can still meet, mingle and be the answer to some woman's sexual prayers. Let's hit it before she settles on second best. — Jory Strong

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Kathy Lette

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of. — Kathy Lette

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Kelly Oram

I don't know. I think I've seen this movie, and it doesn't turn out so well for me."
I smiled at that, even though she hadn't meant it to be funny. "How much you want to bet? I'm sure you've seen nature shows on alpha males or pack leaders or whatever - the whole flock of sheep thing, right?" I turned my smile extra confident because I know it annoys her when I act cocky. "Aves,Grayson Kennedy is at the top of the Spanish Fork High food chain. I'm the king of the jungle. My friends will like you because I like you. — Kelly Oram

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Mark A. Cooper

Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away. — Mark A. Cooper

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout

Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."
Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky. — Mike Birbiglia

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Mark A. Cooper

How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Kinky Friedman

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong. — Kinky Friedman

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Criss Jami

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg

I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But if the gas tank says "E", I get all cocky - "I've got this one, don't worry." So I get out the toolbox AKA wallet. — Mitch Hedberg

Best Cocky Funny Quotes By Criss Jami

Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning. — Criss Jami