Bergeron Quotes & Sayings

What possibilities exist here? What is presenting itself to me IN THIS MOMENT that I can use? In a very real sense, it's meditation in motion, the practical application of an esoteric practice. And it relies on the acceptance of serendipity. Serendipity, the effect of accidentally discovering something fortunate — Tom Bergeron

I tend to pick on the people I'm closest with because I know they know it's not personal. — Tom Bergeron

In a room full of journalists someone would already be doing an impersonation of the Robot Man. We'd also make fun of the smarmy host, who is a bit like Tom Bergeron, host of Hollywood Squares, America's Funniest Home Videos, and Dancing with the Stars, only cheesier, which is remarkable because Tom Bergeron is already the gold standard of cheesiness, and yet here is this total amateur, this complete unknown, blowing Bergeron away. — Dan Lyons

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game. — Tom Bergeron

I tried to steer the student newspaper toward more pertinent information instead of the usual gossip and bull. — Tom Bergeron

That sun is lookin' good ... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome. — Tom Bergeron

People see me on TV and I'm this calm, level headed guy. Honestly, that's the furthest thing from who I am. For a long time I struggled with anger and stress. It was killing me, figuratively and literally. — Tom Bergeron

Humor requires perspective. Perspective requires focus. Focus requires balance. Balance requires attention to the present moment. In the 'now' one is freed from labels. Success and failure, good luck and bad - they're all constructs of your mind. — Tom Bergeron

Oh my God you're right! What was I thinking? I completely forgot about that. Maybe it went to that building to look at it before it bought it. That being the case I think we should all definitely go straight to First Bank where we can congratulate it on its wonderful taste in architecture." Atalanta said. — Jonathan Bergeron

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. — Tom Bergeron

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper! — Tom Bergeron

Bergeron's epitaph for the planet, i remember, which he said should be carved in big letters in a wall of the grand canyon for the flying-saucer people to find was this:
WE COULD HAVE SAVED IT,
BUT WE WERE TOO DOGGONE CHEAP.
only he didn't say doggone. — Kurt Vonnegut

I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy. — Tom Bergeron

Anything coach Babcock needs me to do, I'll do it and if it's face-off well, I'm willing and ready to do that obviously. — Patrice Bergeron

When I had people scratchin' my shorts a bit, it played better. We lost a bit of that in all the personnel changes and it's an element we need to get back. — Tom Bergeron

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too. — Tom Bergeron

I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers. — Tom Bergeron

I love working with smart-funny people. — Tom Bergeron

But angry like he was now? It did something to me. Made me ache harder for him. Want him just that much more.
My heroine, Paige Bergeron speaking about her hero,in Watch Me. — Riley Murphy

You always know when somebody's dead. — Kevin Bergeron

There was a certain beauty in waiting. This is why he didn't immediately put his hands on her. Even though every fiber of his being cried out for him to touch her, he held back and contemplated this unexpected moment.
Grady Bergeron, my hero in Watch Me — Riley Murphy

I actually feel, in a lot of ways, that I'm in better shape than I was when I was 30. — Tom Bergeron

You can't hold a cat and be mad at the same time. — Kevin Bergeron

We're improvising a lot of this, which amazes people. — Tom Bergeron

I'm a liberal Democrat, and I state that proudly. — Tom Bergeron

I studied and performed and even taught mime years ago. — Tom Bergeron

In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die. — Nazareth Bergeron

Diversity is a strength. It's like the shrieking radios permanently attached to bright people's ears in the Kurt Vonnegut story "Harrison Bergeron," to prevent them from using their superior intelligence. Contrary to everything you've heard, never in recorded history has diversity been anything but a disaster. — Ann Coulter

I'm not a big raised stage fan. — Tom Bergeron

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose. — Tom Bergeron

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards. — Tom Bergeron

I work best when people are here to puncture me. — Tom Bergeron

He flung away his rubber-ball nose, revealed a man that would have awed Thor, the god of thunder. — Kurt Vonnegut

His heart pounded faster. He'd been a patient man. Going above and beyond while she struggled to accept every aspect of her submission. It was a beautiful war where her body was the battlefield that gave way to her mind. A mind she'd set to be with him when she could be anything she wanted to be and yet, she'd chosen to be the woman who knelt at his side.
Grady Bergeron, my hero in Watch Me. — Riley Murphy