Jack Gould Quotes & Sayings

One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath. — Jack Gould

Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed. — Jack Gould

Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one's
home TV receiver? — Jack Gould

It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on the monstrous camera. — Jack Gould

Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability. — Jack Gould

There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come. — Jack Gould

I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half. — Jack Gould