Beauregard Tax Assessor Quotes & Sayings

The lengths I go to just to get between your legs. — M. Leighton

Open the door, my princess dear, Open the door to thy true love here! And mind the words that thou and I said By the fountain cool, in the greenwood shade. — Jacob Grimm

It's hard to bullshit the ocean. It's not listening, you know what I mean. — David Crosby

Inner-freedom is less about feeling good and more about learning to develop a healthy and harmonious relationship with the variety of emotional states you're likely to occupy over the course of a lifetime. — T.K. Coleman

What I want to accomplish artistically amounts to nothing more than fulfilling the promise of the American Revolution. — L. Neil Smith

As an actor, I'm always looking for scripts that I relate to, in some way, and things that are interesting and different. If it's combining romance and action, I'm not missing out on anything. I get to do it all. — Liam Hemsworth

We're going to be able to ask our computers to monitor things for us, and when certain conditions happen, are triggered, the computers will take certain actions and inform us after the fact. — Steve Jobs

And just then it crossed my mind that one might fire, or not fire - and it would come to absolutely the same thing. — Albert Camus

Wouldn't hear of it. Long as you don't need me to drive a getaway car for your bank robbery I'll happily take you wherever you need to go. Think of it as the town welcome wagon. — Neil Gaiman