Jennifer Harrison Quotes & Sayings

I have never been the fiddle-dee-dee, carefree Scarlett O'Hara his fantasies imagined. I'm more of the Civil War version - tired, hard, and determined. — Jennifer Harrison

During my completely soul-shredding midlife crisis at the age of twenty-eight, I felt sure I had peaked too soon. — Jennifer Harrison

Since Ireland's independence declaration was a century older, I could not be sure if his self-evident truths meant as much as they would in America. — Jennifer Harrison

In the apocalyptic environment that is Los Angeles on fire, we should all be making a point to have a lot of sex, but no one seems particularly motivated. They need leaders, and sadly I am not up for the task. — Jennifer Harrison

My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities. — Jennifer Harrison

The word bollocks seems strong, punk rock, and imposing, but in reality, bollocks is always too tame to make much of an impact. — Jennifer Harrison

Malibu: With sounds of waves crashing, and the ocean at the doorstep, you feel like you are hours away from civilization. And with L.A. traffic, YOU ARE. — Jennifer Harrison

I am not being overly harsh. Overtly hostile, yes, but exactly the right amount of harsh. — Jennifer Harrison

After three hundred miles of musicians and endless tequila shots, the tour bus driver had never been more eager to dump us in the middle of another small, sober town. — Jennifer Harrison

There is no question that Los Angeles expects its long-termers to survive the inevitable and chronic ass-kickings alone. — Jennifer Harrison

Love: the impossible combination of being IN the deep end and being OFF the deep end. — Jennifer Harrison

When my heart is better, less shrunken, I will throw her out there to love again, without hesitation, even knowing what we know. — Jennifer Harrison

Many of the women in Los Angeles are part of the notorious gang culture, and they will forever have my gratitude for, you know, letting me live. — Jennifer Harrison

Facebook is that successful guy you're supposed to want to date, but you can't keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak. — Jennifer Harrison

Having two women - one who can't know about the other, and one who must be trusted not to destroy his life - is clearly difficult for him. — Jennifer Harrison

As I prefer to see it, there has never been an epic love story that involved significant amounts of self-control. — Jennifer Harrison

I have always been quite good at falling in love, but I don't pretend to know anything about literal happily ever afters. — Jennifer Harrison

The post-traumatic shock from living in Florida never goes away, yet part of me is forever attached to that eccentric, heat-infested swamp. — Jennifer Harrison

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. — Jennifer Harrison

Los Angeles can never be convinced to fight fair, but the town has an insidious way of tempting back its most devoted followers. — Jennifer Harrison

Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way. — Jennifer Harrison

I had to free myself from my devotion to him... to us... without losing my ability to believe in love. — Jennifer Harrison

Twitter has the sustained ability to not get all touchy when I forget to "favorite" and thus had me at the first entirely inappropriate tweet flung my way. — Jennifer Harrison

My heart had a crush on him from the moment we met, but it was faint, and the rest of me stubbornly refused to play along. — Jennifer Harrison

He thinks my look is pin-up sexy, and thus I am perfectly obliged to believe that delusion too. — Jennifer Harrison