Azaria Quotes & Sayings

I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor. I just really, really amused myself and my friends with memorizing entire George Carlin or Steve Martin albums. — Hank Azaria

I have no new voices - they've all been used. — Hank Azaria

Historically, there would always be people among the general population who had family members, friends, cousins who'd done time or who'd been in prison. — Hank Azaria

You never know who's going to kill you until you meet them. — Hank Azaria

Politics is topical - it's what's happening now, and we can either respond in the present or avoid it. — Hank Azaria

I was hedging my bets by the time I got to college. I was interested in drama and journalism and psychology. — Hank Azaria

The craft Emmys are kind of the kids' table at Thanksgiving. You're not really invited to the big dance. It's still really, really exciting, and the statue still counts. — Hank Azaria

The 'Family Ties' role was the first of many gay roles that I've ended up playing. I remember that I made them laugh, and it made me feel good, 'cause it really cracked them up. — Hank Azaria

I guess I'm used to seeing actors, but rock musicians still hold a special magic for me. — Hank Azaria

Just watching Jack Lemmon made me want to get into this business. — Hank Azaria

When you become deeply involved with someone, their problems become yours, and vice versa. It's family. — Hank Azaria

You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do. — Hank Azaria

I joke that my niche in Hollywood has been naked foreigners. — Hank Azaria

Women are, in general, less shallow visually. If their man gains 10, 20 pounds, they don't care as much. But I've been with women over the years when my weight fluctuated, and they're definitely more interested physically when I am in really great shape. — Hank Azaria

In my cranky old age, I actually prefer recording alone now, on 'The Simpsons,' for example, because I find that the director can just focus on what I'm doing and I can do a lot of variations. A lot of times, when I record with a group, I'll stay after class for another hour or two. — Hank Azaria

The Iraq War. No one took to the streets over it. It certainly would have been appropriate. If anybody even hinted we should ... you were called un-American and not supporting the troops. — Hank Azaria

You know those award shows. The cliche is that it's an honor just to be nominated, but that happens to be true. Whoever wins it in the end, I don't know, sometimes it feels arbitrary. Sometimes it feels like it's deserving. — Hank Azaria

I would love to do Broadway again. — Hank Azaria

I'm friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time. — Nicole Sullivan

You have to always physicalize, when you do animation recording. Otherwise, you won't get the performance right. — Hank Azaria

I tend to not watch things that are current. And then if everybody swears it's amazing then I'll like watch the whole series in a weekend. — Hank Azaria

Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be. — Hank Azaria

I had kind of sworn off network TV a while ago. — Hank Azaria

When you mimic everyone, sometimes authority figures really don't appreciate it which is not an original story. And pretty much every comedian has some tale of that. — Hank Azaria

I don't really remember much about the '60s at all. You know, 1970 is the first year I remember pretty well. — Hank Azaria

In gay culture hookups are a way of escaping your class. — Hank Azaria

I've been doing silly voices since I was a child. — Hank Azaria

Association bring you into the larger world of other people and things. Not having that is a kind of prison, a prison of such a limited consciousness, of such a limited frame of reference and association. — Hank Azaria

When you're on a series that's been cancelled, there's a little bit of a stink on you. — Hank Azaria

Even trying it as an actor, I never thought I'd actually make it. — Hank Azaria

It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs. — Hank Azaria

There's no experience like on-the-job training. — Hank Azaria

'Lovelace' was really great. I got to work with the wonderful Amanda Seyfried, Hank Azaria and Peter Sarsgaard, so it can't get no better than that, right? — Cory Hardrict

I was 16 and did a play at school. I was a rather good student ... And then I did a play when I was 16 and completely lost all my concentration for academics. — Hank Azaria

Once someone is in your family orbit, there's a mutual responsibility, and whatever happens to them happens to you. — Hank Azaria

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. — Hank Azaria

I put a tremendous amount of pressure on myself. I felt like I shouldn't have to audition for anything and all that. And that energy did not serve me at all. — Hank Azaria

When you do well in a movie that's seen as really great, you're revitalized for six weeks. — Hank Azaria

I love acting, but I want to explore other things. — Hank Azaria

I've been divorced and I had to get back out there be single again and do some of that in the genuinely miserable state where you really do wonder what the hell is going on. And you feel like trying to have casual conversation with someone you don't know on the surface of the moon or something. — Hank Azaria

I'm very happy I get to keep working - it's an insanely fortunate thing. — Hank Azaria

I did a lot of theater in college, and I knew that not many people make it, but I just figured, 'Well, I really want to try acting while I'm young, and I don't ever want to look back and say that I never gave it a try.' I fully figured I'd be back in grad school - probably for psychology. — Hank Azaria

[Kids] are just like annoying short people — Hank Azaria

A self-help book can't really address a problem unless it's individualized. It's not going to talk about a globalized problem. — Hank Azaria

I ask for a lot of advice from different fathers - all kinds of dads. — Hank Azaria

I guess for me the greatest injustice is to see people robbed of that interiority and process of association. — Hank Azaria

When I was young in L.A. and I couldn't get into clubs or restaurants, I would call imitating celebrities and get a table, and it would work often. I was either Stallone or Mickey Rourke: 'This is Sly. I may be late, but my buddy Hank will be there early.' — Hank Azaria

My ultimate is Peter Sellers - his ability to go broad and somehow humanize that and be hilarious at the same time. He was just relatable, real at the same time as insane. I find Ricky Gervais absolutely hilarious. Steve Martin is another hero of mine - he's a genius. — Hank Azaria

I've met a lot of rock stars when they come to The Simpsons, and almost every one of them I get really freaked out. — Hank Azaria

I bartended for a catering company for two or three years. — Hank Azaria

Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out of sight, out of mind.' But when you walk outside and see them on a billboard or on TV or on the cover of a magazine, it reopens the wound. It's a high-class problem, but it's real. — Hank Azaria

Literally, I see my writing as transcription - a transcription of what I see, hear, think, live. — Hank Azaria

You know, I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor. — Hank Azaria

Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in. — Hank Azaria

I've always been a fan of plain writing. I hate metaphor-laden, heavily larded, lyrical writing. — Hank Azaria

As an actress, you're living something through the duration of the play and its geography. I've always seen writing the same way. It's like somehow I'm moving through the terrain of the book as a performer. — Hank Azaria

Godzilla's a monster for the '90s. He's been working out. — Hank Azaria

It's not really difficult to go from one voice into the next. — Hank Azaria

A lot of times, when I record with a group, I'll stay after class for another hour or two and go, 'Let me try a bunch of things I was thinking of, as you were doing that.' — Hank Azaria