Artauds Quotes & Sayings

There is something in humility which strangely exalts the heart. — Saint Augustine

My eyes narrowed and I snapped, "You're not allowed to do that shift."
His head jerked slightly and he asked, "Say again?"
"Be sweet and make me all melty and want to jump you when I 'm celebrating my heretofore unknown badassness with a bunch of bikers and their bitches. Not to mention, I'm hungry."
Tack grinned as his arm snaked around me and he yanked me close.
"You wanna jump me?" he asked.
"I always want to jump you," I answered.
"Good to know," he muttered. — Kristen Ashley

Very well, sir, to crime. — Ross Thomas

If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast. — Bill Burr

There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. — Will Rogers

Don't eat anything you aren't prepared to kill. Don't kill anything you aren't prepared to eat. — Margaret Atwood