Antietam Overlook Farm Quotes & Sayings

But if you've got a woman, what are you doing here?"
"I don't have a woman but I'm afraid she has me. — Dianne Sylvan

China will soon emit more greenhouse gases than America, but its regime knows if it caps aspirations there will be a revolution. — James Lovelock

We had been getting some bad results, now it is up to us to make up the ground and catch Manchester United. — Robbie Fowler

There you are; human nature in action, wrongdoers, blaming everybody but themselves. We are all like that. — Dale Carnegie

Three Observations 1) The computer may be incompetent in itself - that is, unable to do regularly and accurately the work for which it was designed. This kind of incompetence can never be eliminated, because the Peter Principle applies in the plants where computers are designed and manufactured. 2) Even when competent in itself, the computer vastly magnifies the results of incompetence in its owners or operators. 3) The computer, like a human employee, is subject to the Peter Principle. If it does good work at first, there is a strong tendency to promote it to more responsible tasks, until it reaches its level of incompetence. — Laurence J. Peter

Horrible events in life serve as catalysts for major changes in our life perspective and as teaching tools for helping others. — Dannion Brinkley

Muhammad, my friend, I'm getting very scared. Teach me how to love my brothers who don't know the law, and what about the deal on the flying trapeze? — Tori Amos

I grew up an only child, which means you can look at my toys - I'll show them off, in fact - but god help you if you lay a finger on them. — Lime Craven

Goliath was the best thing that ever happened to David — Carla Lynne Hall

If there's one thing you taught me, it's to never trust an answer that's actually another question. — Karen Hawkins

Americans want real solutions and good jobs. — John Barrasso

The saddest country I went to was Romania, years ago, during Ceausescu's rule. — Christopher Lee

Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them! — Jeff Smith

Death is too much for men to bear, whereas women, who are practiced in bearing the deaths of men before their own and who are alsopracticed in bearing life, take death almost in stride. They go to meet death
that is, they attempt suicide
twice as often as men, though men are more "successful" because they use surer weapons, like guns. — Roger Rosenblatt

The cause isn't worth getting up for, but it is worth sleeping for. Just trying to do my part to help humanity. — Jarod Kintz