American Reunion Funny Quotes & Sayings

I never knew my father, my mother was an ape — Edgar Rice Burroughs

Those of us who were part of creating the Scottish parliament believe we must always test constitutional arrangements. The real test is where do the powers lie? Is it in the best interests of Scotland? — Johann Lamont

Leo knew next to nothing about governesses, save for the drab creatures in novels, who tended to fall in love with the lord of the manor, always with bad results. — Lisa Kleypas

Odd things happen in a battle, and the human heart has strange and gruesome depths and the human brain still stranger shallows; — Nathaniel Philbrick

I craved knowledge. I craved facts. I searched for them like lifebuoys in the sea. But statistics are tricky things. — Matt Haig

Even a cock crows over his own dunghill. — Navjot Singh Sidhu

Now as I began to sort through his "effects" it occurred to me how little I had really known him ... I had forced upon my father the character that fitted most easily with my image of myself; to have had to admit to any complexity in him would have compromised my own. — David Malouf