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American Dream Funny Quotes By Natasha Leggero

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream. — Natasha Leggero

American Dream Funny Quotes By Andrew Abrahams

In this funny debut, flashy Filipino fashion designer Boy Hernandez sees his American dream become a nightmare when he's ensnared in a terrorist plot and shipped to Guantanamo. Gilvarry nails the couture scene, but Boy's rough journey from Manolo to Gitmo is no joke. — Andrew Abrahams

American Dream Funny Quotes By George Carlin

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. — George Carlin

American Dream Funny Quotes By Sabina Murray

Monstress is an exhilarating rollercoaster of a book. Deeply funny, heartbreaking, hopeful, philosophical, bawdy, and wise, Lysley Tenorio's stories, written from the underbelly of the American Dream, present one brilliant portrait after another. — Sabina Murray

American Dream Funny Quotes By Dick Armey

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it. — Dick Armey