Quotes & Sayings About 21st Birthday Funny

There is a poetry in making preserves; the housewife has caught duration in the snare of sugar, she has enclosed life in jars. — Simone De Beauvoir

All of our religions but the Judaic and the Greek think more of us dead than alive. — Joseph Heller

Change the way you think, and you are halfway to changing the world. — Theodore Zeldin

For the first time she had dimly realized that only the hopeless are starkly sincere and that only the unhappy can either give or take sympathy
even some of the bitter and dangerous voluptuousness of misery. — Jean Rhys

The test we must set for ourselves is not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. — Hubert H. Humphrey

Brit + Co tries to help women understand that they are creative and give them all sorts of opportunities to try their hand at something creative. We want it to be as easy as possible to start. If that means you uploading a pattern to Spoon flower and make wallpaper, that's great. You made it! — Brit Morin

Having parents who were hard working, blue collar, and staunchly independent, neither political party's positioning really impressed me. — Kurt Bills

I am anti-Bush. A lot of what he stands for is the antithesis of what I stand for. — Jonathan Shapiro

Whoever wishes to attain an English style, familiar but not coarse, and elegant but not ostentatious, must give his days and nights to the volumes of Addison. — Samuel Johnson

If I'm a guy who doesn't seem so merry, It's just because I'm so misunderstood. When I was young I ate a dictionary, And that did not do me a bit of good. For I've absorbed so many words and phrases - They drive me dizzy when I want to speak. I start explaining but each person gazes As if I spoke in Latin or in Greek. — Ira Gershwin

We have in fact only two certainties in this world - that we are not everything and that we will die. — Georges Bataille

Love Jesus and keep Him as your friend. When all others forsake you He will not leave you nor will He allow you to perish on the last day. Whether you like it or not the day will come when you will find yourself separated from everyone and from everything. — Thomas A Kempis

It is good to have a dream, as long as the dream does not have you. — Bryant McGill

It made him wonder if all things taken from their home too soon lost some of their bloom. — Dan Groat

No matter where you are from, no matter what your background is, no matter what your socioeconomic status is, every person can achieve his or her dreams. — Ileana Ros-Lehtinen