Mallory Ortberg Quotes

You're Damn Right It'd Be Something Caves Of Ice And Ancestral War Voices Prophesying About Damsels And Sacred Rivers Screaming Beware And Your Hair Would Float And Ugh Hang On Two Seconds There's A Guy Here

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