Dave Barry Quotes

You Would Think That, By Sheer Chance, There Would Come A Time When You Daughter's Two Dances Would Be Close Together, Ideally Near The Beginning. But The Dance Studio Makes Sure This Never Happens, Using The Same Computer Scheduling Program That The Cable-TV Company Uses To Make Sure That The Technician, For Whom You Have Been Waiting Eleven Hours, Rings Your Doorbell Only When You Have Just Commenced Pooping.

Dave Barry Quotes: You Would Think That, By Sheer Chance, There Would Come A Time When You Daughter's Two Dances Would Be Close

Dave Barry Quotes: You Would Think That, By Sheer Chance, There Would Come A Time When You Daughter's Two Dances Would Be Close

Dave Barry Quotes: You Would Think That, By Sheer Chance, There Would Come A Time When You Daughter's Two Dances Would Be Close

Dave Barry Quotes: You Would Think That, By Sheer Chance, There Would Come A Time When You Daughter's Two Dances Would Be Close

Dave Barry Quotes: You Would Think That, By Sheer Chance, There Would Come A Time When You Daughter's Two Dances Would Be Close

Dave Barry Quotes: You Would Think That, By Sheer Chance, There Would Come A Time When You Daughter's Two Dances Would Be Close

Dave Barry Quotes: You Would Think That, By Sheer Chance, There Would Come A Time When You Daughter's Two Dances Would Be Close

Dave Barry Quotes: You Would Think That, By Sheer Chance, There Would Come A Time When You Daughter's Two Dances Would Be Close

Dave Barry Quotes: You Would Think That, By Sheer Chance, There Would Come A Time When You Daughter's Two Dances Would Be Close

Dave Barry Quotes: You Would Think That, By Sheer Chance, There Would Come A Time When You Daughter's Two Dances Would Be Close

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