Terry Pratchett Quotes

You Can't Give Or Take Ten Elephants, Boss, Said M'Bu Firmly. He Knew That Counting Elephants Was A Precision Job. A Man Might Be Uncertain About How Many Wives He Had, But Never About Elephants. Either You Had One, Or You Didn't.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Can't Give Or Take Ten Elephants, Boss, Said M'bu Firmly. He Knew That Counting Elephants Was A Precision Job.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Can't Give Or Take Ten Elephants, Boss, Said M'bu Firmly. He Knew That Counting Elephants Was A Precision Job.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Can't Give Or Take Ten Elephants, Boss, Said M'bu Firmly. He Knew That Counting Elephants Was A Precision Job.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Can't Give Or Take Ten Elephants, Boss, Said M'bu Firmly. He Knew That Counting Elephants Was A Precision Job.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Can't Give Or Take Ten Elephants, Boss, Said M'bu Firmly. He Knew That Counting Elephants Was A Precision Job.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Can't Give Or Take Ten Elephants, Boss, Said M'bu Firmly. He Knew That Counting Elephants Was A Precision Job.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Can't Give Or Take Ten Elephants, Boss, Said M'bu Firmly. He Knew That Counting Elephants Was A Precision Job.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Can't Give Or Take Ten Elephants, Boss, Said M'bu Firmly. He Knew That Counting Elephants Was A Precision Job.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Can't Give Or Take Ten Elephants, Boss, Said M'bu Firmly. He Knew That Counting Elephants Was A Precision Job.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: You Can't Give Or Take Ten Elephants, Boss, Said M'bu Firmly. He Knew That Counting Elephants Was A Precision Job.

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