Steven Wright Quotes

While I Was Gone, Somebody Rearranged On The Furniture In My Bedroom. They Put It In Exactly The Same Place It Was. When I Told My Roommate, He Said: "Do I Know You?"

Steven Wright Quotes: While I Was Gone, Somebody Rearranged On The Furniture In My Bedroom. They Put It In Exactly The Same Place

Steven Wright Quotes: While I Was Gone, Somebody Rearranged On The Furniture In My Bedroom. They Put It In Exactly The Same Place

Steven Wright Quotes: While I Was Gone, Somebody Rearranged On The Furniture In My Bedroom. They Put It In Exactly The Same Place

Steven Wright Quotes: While I Was Gone, Somebody Rearranged On The Furniture In My Bedroom. They Put It In Exactly The Same Place

Steven Wright Quotes: While I Was Gone, Somebody Rearranged On The Furniture In My Bedroom. They Put It In Exactly The Same Place

Steven Wright Quotes: While I Was Gone, Somebody Rearranged On The Furniture In My Bedroom. They Put It In Exactly The Same Place

Steven Wright Quotes: While I Was Gone, Somebody Rearranged On The Furniture In My Bedroom. They Put It In Exactly The Same Place

Steven Wright Quotes: While I Was Gone, Somebody Rearranged On The Furniture In My Bedroom. They Put It In Exactly The Same Place

Steven Wright Quotes: While I Was Gone, Somebody Rearranged On The Furniture In My Bedroom. They Put It In Exactly The Same Place

Steven Wright Quotes: While I Was Gone, Somebody Rearranged On The Furniture In My Bedroom. They Put It In Exactly The Same Place

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