Tina Fey Quotes

When My Face Was Slashed, My Dad Held Me On His Lap In The Car To The Hospital, Applying Direct Pressure With The Swift Calm Of A Veteran And An Ex-fireman. I Looked Up And Asked Him, "Am I Going To Die?" "Don't Speak," He Said. So, Yeah, He's Not The Kind Of Guy Who Wants To Watch People Eat Bugs On Survivor. It's So Clear To Me How Those Two Things Are Related.

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