Christopher Titus Quotes

Valentines Day Is A Day We Celebrate Real Love. A Love So Strong That Two Hearts Become One. Yeah, When You're Happy, She's Happy. And When You're Angry, She's Angry. And When You Start Wallowing In Self-pity Because Your Hotrod Shop Tanks And Everybody's Against You So You Start Drinking. And Then She Moves Out And Goes And Lives With Her Parents, Pfft. Or Was That The Day After Valentines Day? Doesn't Matter. I'll Go Get Another One Just Like Her.

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