Darynda Jones Quotes

Uncle Bob Chuckled. "What The Hell Spawn Of Satan Are You Wearing?"
What Ubie Was So Indelicately Referring To Was The Outfit I'd Changed Into, Carefully Picking Out My Most Comfortable Black-on-black Attire And Meticulously Applying Black Greasepaint To My Face To Complement A Desert-at-midnight Look. Naturally, I Had To Struggle Through Several Costume Changes As Garrett Sat Out In His Leather-seated Truck Waiting For Me. I Sure Hoped My Time-consuming Endeavor Didn't Annoy Him.

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