Chelsea Handler Quotes

The Part That Wasn't A Jackpot Was His Baseball Mound Of Red Pubic Hair That Looked Like It Had Literally Been Attached With A Glue Gun. I Couldn't Believe How Much There Was, And Wondered How He Had Never Heard Of Scissors, Or
more Appropriate For That Kind Of Growth
hedge Trimmers. I Didn't Understand What Porn He Was Watching To Not Be Aware Of The Trimming That Was Happening All Across The World Among His Compatriots. I'm Not A Finicky Person When It Comes To Pubic Hair Maintenance And I Certainly Don't Expect Men To Shave It All Off, Leaving Themselves To Look Like A Hairless Cat. That's Even Creepier Then Than Seeing What Austin Had, Which Could Really Only Be Compared To One Thing: A Clown In A Leg Lock.

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