George Carlin Quotes

Tell People There's An Invisible Man In The Sky Who Created The Universe, And The Vast Majority Will Believe You. Tell Them The Paint Is Wet, And They Have To Touch It To Be Sure.

George Carlin Quotes: Tell People There's An Invisible Man In The Sky Who Created The Universe, And The Vast Majority Will Believe You.

George Carlin Quotes: Tell People There's An Invisible Man In The Sky Who Created The Universe, And The Vast Majority Will Believe You.

George Carlin Quotes: Tell People There's An Invisible Man In The Sky Who Created The Universe, And The Vast Majority Will Believe You.

George Carlin Quotes: Tell People There's An Invisible Man In The Sky Who Created The Universe, And The Vast Majority Will Believe You.

George Carlin Quotes: Tell People There's An Invisible Man In The Sky Who Created The Universe, And The Vast Majority Will Believe You.

George Carlin Quotes: Tell People There's An Invisible Man In The Sky Who Created The Universe, And The Vast Majority Will Believe You.

George Carlin Quotes: Tell People There's An Invisible Man In The Sky Who Created The Universe, And The Vast Majority Will Believe You.

George Carlin Quotes: Tell People There's An Invisible Man In The Sky Who Created The Universe, And The Vast Majority Will Believe You.

George Carlin Quotes: Tell People There's An Invisible Man In The Sky Who Created The Universe, And The Vast Majority Will Believe You.

George Carlin Quotes: Tell People There's An Invisible Man In The Sky Who Created The Universe, And The Vast Majority Will Believe You.

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