Neil Leckman Quotes

Sat In The Jacuzzi Last Night Looking At The Dark Recesses Of The Nozzles. Remembering The Story I Wrote About Spiders Nesting There. Multifaceted Eyes Watching Me Watching Them, Almost Like When You Set Two Mirrors Parallel To Each Other, Accept This Infinity Ends Up In Some Fuzzy Creature's Belly. I Have A Nice Picture Of A Hobo Spider In My Backyard, Venom Dripping Off One Of Those Nasty Fangs Of Theirs. Son Of A Bitch Is Looking At Me And His Mouth Is Watering Waiting For Me To Stick My Hand Under The Rock He's Nested In. I Hate It When You Spray A Spider With Insecticide And It Curls Up For A Few Minutes, Then Uncurls And Staggers Home. I'm Like An Arachnid Cheap Date That Sucks!!
I Just Picture The Spider Staggering Into The Nest And The Female Spider Asking, "Is That Raid I Smell On You?"
The Spider Just Smiles (interesting Thing To Picture) And Passes Out.

Neil Leckman Quotes: Sat In The Jacuzzi Last Night Looking At The Dark Recesses Of The Nozzles. Remembering The Story I Wrote About

Neil Leckman Quotes: Sat In The Jacuzzi Last Night Looking At The Dark Recesses Of The Nozzles. Remembering The Story I Wrote About

Neil Leckman Quotes: Sat In The Jacuzzi Last Night Looking At The Dark Recesses Of The Nozzles. Remembering The Story I Wrote About

Neil Leckman Quotes: Sat In The Jacuzzi Last Night Looking At The Dark Recesses Of The Nozzles. Remembering The Story I Wrote About

Neil Leckman Quotes: Sat In The Jacuzzi Last Night Looking At The Dark Recesses Of The Nozzles. Remembering The Story I Wrote About

Neil Leckman Quotes: Sat In The Jacuzzi Last Night Looking At The Dark Recesses Of The Nozzles. Remembering The Story I Wrote About

Neil Leckman Quotes: Sat In The Jacuzzi Last Night Looking At The Dark Recesses Of The Nozzles. Remembering The Story I Wrote About

Neil Leckman Quotes: Sat In The Jacuzzi Last Night Looking At The Dark Recesses Of The Nozzles. Remembering The Story I Wrote About

Neil Leckman Quotes: Sat In The Jacuzzi Last Night Looking At The Dark Recesses Of The Nozzles. Remembering The Story I Wrote About

Neil Leckman Quotes: Sat In The Jacuzzi Last Night Looking At The Dark Recesses Of The Nozzles. Remembering The Story I Wrote About

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