Craig Ferguson Quotes

Sarah Palin Is Speaking Out About The Oil Spill. She Said, I'm Not Kidding, We Should Ask The Dutch For Help With The Spill Because The Dutch Have The World's Best Dikes. So Let Me Get This Straight. It Is OK To Cover Lesbians In Oil But You Just Can't Let Them Get Married.

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