Shel Silverstein Quotes

Pirate Captain Jim
"Walk The Plank," Says Pirate Jim
"But Captain Jim, I Cannot Swim."
"Then You Must Steer Us Through The Gale."
"But Captain Jim, I Cannot Sail."
"Then Down With The Galley Slaves You Go."
"But Captain Jim, I Cannot Row."
"Then You Must Be The Pirate's Clerk."
"But Captain Jim, I Cannot Work.

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