Jovee Winters Quotes

Or One Time, I'd Even Managed To Restrain My Violent Temper When A Pack Of Bawdy Sailors Had Kidnapped One Of My Sea Maidens, Attempting To Rape Her. Instead Of Following My First Inclination Of Sinking Their Ship, Opening Up A Fissure In The Earth So That Lava Spewed Up From Its Guts And Boiled Them Alive, I Instead Chopped Off Their Balls, Boiled Them In Onion Water, And Fed Them To Bruce, My Pet Great White. I Was Rather Proud Of Myself For That Level Of Restraint.

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