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Famous Quotes By Jovee Winters

Jovee Winters Quotes 1721971

Or one time, I'd even managed to restrain my violent temper when a pack of bawdy sailors had kidnapped one of my sea maidens, attempting to rape her. Instead of following my first inclination of sinking their ship, opening up a fissure in the earth so that lava spewed up from its guts and boiled them alive, I instead chopped off their balls, boiled them in onion water, and fed them to Bruce, my pet great white. I was rather proud of myself for that level of restraint. — Jovee Winters

Jovee Winters Quotes 1924115

Rubbing noses with me, she laughed, and I swear the Elysian night sang with the sound of it. — Jovee Winters