Allen James Quotes

One Of The First Significant, Substantial Purchases I Made After Starting Testosterone, Was A Compact Colt .45 1991 A1 Automatic Pistol. It's Just About The Best Penis Substitute I've Ever Waved At A Sex Partner. I Love My Gun. Can I Get An A-a-ay-men? You Better Fucking Believe I Lo-o-ove My Gun. I Love To Take It Apart And Put It Back Together And Admire...oh,you Sexy Little Death-machine...I Suppose I Oughta Feel Guilty Or Something, Loving And Fetishizing To The Point Of Anthropomorphizing It It. But I Don't. I Won't Either-don't Matter To Me Whether Or Not I'm Supposed To Keep This A Dirty Little Secret. I Got A Dick And I Can Kill You With It. Yeah, Baby, Trip My Trigger, Why Dontcha. Heh.

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