Lewis Black Quotes

It The Weather Channel Is The Most Watched Cable Channel In America. I'll Repeat That. It Is The Most Watched Cable Channel In America. They Were Worried About The Terrorists Immobilizing Us, And A Portion Of Our Countrymen Watch Weather. 'Kay, You Don't Get Any More Immobile Than That ... Unless You're In A Goddamn Coma. That Means You're Saying, I'd Go To The Window, But It's Too Far. If You Want To Know What The Weather Is You Go To A Window And Stick Your Hand Out And If You Want To Know What The Temperature Is You Drive By A Bank.

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