Sarah Silverman Quotes

It Seems To Me That Sometimes The Worst Parents Make The Best Grandparents. I'm Not Sure Why. Maybe Because There Is Enough Of A Generational Separation That They Don't See Their Grandchildren As An Extension Of Themselves, So Their Relationship Isn't Tainted By Any Self-loathing. And Of Course, Just Growing Older Seems To Soften And Relax People. Since So Many People These Days Don't Seem To Start Their Families Until Around Age Forty, I Predict There Will Be Less Child Beating, But More Slipped Disks From Lifting Babies Out Of Cribs. Even The Father Of Advanced Age Who's Not Inclined To Spare The Rod Is Likely To Suffer More Than His Victim: The First Punch He Throws Might Well Be The Last Straw For His Rotator Cuff, Reducing His Disciplinary Options To Mere Verbal Abuse And Napping. I'm Excited About The Next Generation!

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