Demetri Martin Quotes

If You Are Trying To Impress A Woman, Leave Any Sort Of Show Farting Out Of The Equation.

Related Authors

• Alain Danielou
• Ali Al-Naimi
• Barbara Lovenheim
• Bonar Menninger
• Debra Smouse
• Guru Nanak
• Herb Trimpe
• India Millar
• Joseph Warren
• Nujeen Mustafa
• Pal Schmitt
• Randee Heller

Related Topics

• Quotes About Creatine

  When I graduated from high school, I weighed 125 pounds because of wrestling. Suddenly, I realized I could eat whatever I wanted - plus, creatine was new at the time. — Mike Vogel

• Quotes About Useless Guys

  Moths and other nocturnal insects navigate by the moon and stars. Those heavenly bodies are useful for them to find their way, even though they never get far from the — Rebecca Solnit

• Quotes About Contentment And Peace

  It was one of those rare times of shared happiness, of perfect contentment. We had a feeling of expectation, that what was already wonderful would only get better and better — George Alec Effinger

• Irascible Quotes

  Death comes in many shapes and sizes, but it always comes. No one escapes the little tag on the big toe. The four horsemen approach. The rider on the red — Rabih Alameddine

• Spirits Lifted Quotes

  I wondered if I would appear on a temple wall painting someday. A blonde Egyptian girl with purple highlights running sideways through the palm trees, screaming "Yikes!" in hieroglyphics as — Rick Riordan