Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I'm Happily Married, But Supposedly The Grocery Store Is A Great Place For Singles To Meet. I'm Not Sure How This Works. I See You Got The Charmin There In Your Cart. It Really Is More Absorbent. Wanna Grab A Cup Of Coffee?

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