Louis C.K. Quotes
I Was Talking To My Friend And He Said His Girlfriend Was Mad At Him. I Said, "What Happened?" He Goes: "Well, I Guess I, Uh ... I Guess I Said Something, And, Uh ... And Then She Got Her Feelings Hurt." That's A Weird Way To Phrase It: "She Got Her Feelings Hurt. I Said Something, And Then She ... " Could You More Remove Yourself From Responsibility? "She Got Her Feelings Hurt." It's Like Saying, "Yeah, I Shot This Guy In The Face, And Then I Guess He Got Himself Murdered. I Don't Know What Happened. He Leaned Into It."
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