Simon Munnery Quotes

I Remember When I Posed As A Customs Officer So That I Could Meet Oscar Wilde. I Said To Him "Have You Anything To Declare?" He Said "I Have Nothing To Declare But My Genius." I Said "I'll Put That Down As Nothing Then Shall I?" For I Am The Wittiest Man On Earth.

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