Demetri Martin Quotes

I Noticed That There Are No B Batteries. I Think That's To Avoid Confusion, Cause If There Were You Wouldn't Know If Someone Was Stuttering. 'Yes, Hello I'd Like Some B-batteries.' 'What Kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What Kind?' 'B-batteries!' And D-batteries That's Hard For Foreigners. 'Yes, I Would Like De Batteries.'

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