Amy Poehler Quotes

I Made The Mistake Of Snooping And Reading The Model's Journal. We Finished Having Medium-to-boring Sex And I Rifled Through His Things While He Took A Shower. I Am Pretty Good At Snooping Around. It Started In My Own House, Where I Would Go Through Every Drawer And Every Pocket In My Parents' Room. Luckily, I Didn't Find Much At Home Except For Some Well-worn Copies Of Playboy That Seem Positively Charming Compared To The Up-close Butt Fisting That Pops Up On My Computer These Days When I Am Trying To Order Salad Tongs From Target. I Honed My Snooping Skills When I Babysat. It Was Then That I Saw My First Diaphragm, Laxatives, And Stacks Of Cash In An Underwear Drawer. I Have Basically Ransacked Every House I Have Been Allowed Into. My Snooping Tendencies Have Now Abated Somewhat, But I Still Have To Fight The Urge To Immediately Go Through People's Shit. I Am Not Proud Of This And I Realize That By Admitting This I Am Limiting Future Opportunities To Be A Houseguest.

Amy Poehler Quotes: I Made The Mistake Of Snooping And Reading The Model's Journal. We Finished Having Medium-to-boring Sex And I Rifled Through

Amy Poehler Quotes: I Made The Mistake Of Snooping And Reading The Model's Journal. We Finished Having Medium-to-boring Sex And I Rifled Through

Amy Poehler Quotes: I Made The Mistake Of Snooping And Reading The Model's Journal. We Finished Having Medium-to-boring Sex And I Rifled Through

Amy Poehler Quotes: I Made The Mistake Of Snooping And Reading The Model's Journal. We Finished Having Medium-to-boring Sex And I Rifled Through

Amy Poehler Quotes: I Made The Mistake Of Snooping And Reading The Model's Journal. We Finished Having Medium-to-boring Sex And I Rifled Through

Amy Poehler Quotes: I Made The Mistake Of Snooping And Reading The Model's Journal. We Finished Having Medium-to-boring Sex And I Rifled Through

Amy Poehler Quotes: I Made The Mistake Of Snooping And Reading The Model's Journal. We Finished Having Medium-to-boring Sex And I Rifled Through

Amy Poehler Quotes: I Made The Mistake Of Snooping And Reading The Model's Journal. We Finished Having Medium-to-boring Sex And I Rifled Through

Amy Poehler Quotes: I Made The Mistake Of Snooping And Reading The Model's Journal. We Finished Having Medium-to-boring Sex And I Rifled Through

Amy Poehler Quotes: I Made The Mistake Of Snooping And Reading The Model's Journal. We Finished Having Medium-to-boring Sex And I Rifled Through

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