Chelsea Handler Quotes

I Hated Big. I Hated Everything About Him And This Story Line. First Of All, It Didn't Make Any Sense That He Was Getting Out Of The Car To Tell Her He Would Marry Her And Never Once Said That When She's Throwing The Flowers At Him. I Wanted Big Dead. I Wanted To Take The Fork That Was Sitting In My Bathroom And Stab Him In The Eyes, Right Where He Has Those Big Puffy Circles Under Them. Stupid-ass Shitstain Motherfucker. Then Carrie Wastes All Of Her Energy Being Mad At Miranda When The Real Problem Was And Always Will Be Charlotte. Forget What Miranda Told Big About Getting Married. How About Being Mad At Charlotte For Being So Stupid? The Only Decent Thing Charlotte's Ever Done On The Show Or In The Movie Is Shit Her Pants, And That Does Not Make Up For Years Of Type 1 Retardation. My

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Hated Big. I Hated Everything About Him And This Story Line. First Of All, It Didn't Make Any Sense

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Hated Big. I Hated Everything About Him And This Story Line. First Of All, It Didn't Make Any Sense

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Hated Big. I Hated Everything About Him And This Story Line. First Of All, It Didn't Make Any Sense

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Hated Big. I Hated Everything About Him And This Story Line. First Of All, It Didn't Make Any Sense

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Hated Big. I Hated Everything About Him And This Story Line. First Of All, It Didn't Make Any Sense

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Hated Big. I Hated Everything About Him And This Story Line. First Of All, It Didn't Make Any Sense

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Hated Big. I Hated Everything About Him And This Story Line. First Of All, It Didn't Make Any Sense

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Hated Big. I Hated Everything About Him And This Story Line. First Of All, It Didn't Make Any Sense

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Hated Big. I Hated Everything About Him And This Story Line. First Of All, It Didn't Make Any Sense

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Hated Big. I Hated Everything About Him And This Story Line. First Of All, It Didn't Make Any Sense

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