David Pratt Quotes & Sayings

What I do know is our state and country is currently backwards and upside-down, and we all are to blame in one fashion or another. — David Pratt

Most of all, be honest with yourself and make sure those in political office, our so called public servants, are being honest, holding them accountable for their actions! — David Pratt

No one does a better, cleaner, or environmental friendlier, than the United States, when it comes to drilling for oil, gas, coal, oil refineries and fish friendly hydroelectric. — David Pratt

What was it with gay men and art photos of nude male torsos? — David Pratt

So basically," Calvin said, "this is My Fair Lady in a walk-up on West Twenty-Second Street with no music and no Julie Andrews. — David Pratt

The Law is the Law! — David Pratt

Fuck you, diet," said Stuart. "The diet schmeer is the end of civilisation as we know it. — David Pratt

There are certain things every gay man has to know. — David Pratt

His face clouded over when Calvin and Peachy tried to explain women. Peachy pressed on bravely. "Now, the purpose of the vagina," he was saying. He stopped and said to Calvin, "Why can't we just buy him a book? — David Pratt

Bunce films them. So Joey who came out of one porn film would go into another. It could fuck up the whole space-time continuum. They could prosecute us."
"For?"
"Meta-fiction in the first degree? — David Pratt

Compared to the United States and certainly a lot of other countries around the world ... per year, Australians do see more films. — David Pratt

Don't be fool's, don't be complacent, and stop being apathetic. — David Pratt

I do not know it all and do not claim to. — David Pratt

It was all very utopian, but it gave one nothing to get, to win, to hold onto. There were no distances, so there was also no closeness. — David Pratt

I mean, there's no sun and no hot guys. What is this awful place, Calvin?"
"It's my apartment. — David Pratt

The one thing people seem to forget is the more oil we have, the lower the price and the lower the profits the oil companies make. — David Pratt

Joey broke the silence. "MS?" he asked.
"Microsoft," said Calvin. "Or multiple sclerosis. Computer programs everyone has to use, or a debilitating disease. That's life, in a nutshell. — David Pratt

This, Calvin realised, as Joey grinned and told him sweetly to "Suck that dick" was what it was like to be God: utter confidence, utter trust, utter ease with yourself, no move you could not make, no tank top you could not wear, no guy who would not worship you, not ever. This was the end state. Bliss. — David Pratt

Finger pointing never got anything done! — David Pratt

Human relations had become a cock-block. — David Pratt

Educate yourself, take the time to find out what is in a bill and how it will effect everything, and not just how it effects you in the short term, but what the long term consequences of a bill, law or legislations will have an everyone and every community, altimetry effecting you! — David Pratt

Get off your bottom and be the stand, and do the work you can to pursue the American Dream for yourself, and help others to do the same. — David Pratt

Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. — David Pratt

Be part of the solution and answer to the problem versus part of the problem and continuing argument around it. — David Pratt

The golden middle age Calvin had envisioned was almost upon him, not shining on a hill but huddled in a concrete canyon, littered with lost opportunities. — David Pratt

Elections do have consequences, and those we elect and far too often re-elect have forgotten how government works and for whom they work for, and that an ever growing, power hungry state and federal government are not the answer to the problem, but 80% of the time are the problem. — David Pratt