Steven Wright Quotes

I Got Pulled Over By A Cop, And He Said, 'do You Know The Speed Limit Here Is 55 Miles Per Hour?'. So I Said, 'oh, That's OK, I'm Not Going That Far.'

Steven Wright Quotes: I Got Pulled Over By A Cop, And He Said, 'do You Know The Speed Limit Here Is 55 Miles

Steven Wright Quotes: I Got Pulled Over By A Cop, And He Said, 'do You Know The Speed Limit Here Is 55 Miles

Steven Wright Quotes: I Got Pulled Over By A Cop, And He Said, 'do You Know The Speed Limit Here Is 55 Miles

Steven Wright Quotes: I Got Pulled Over By A Cop, And He Said, 'do You Know The Speed Limit Here Is 55 Miles

Steven Wright Quotes: I Got Pulled Over By A Cop, And He Said, 'do You Know The Speed Limit Here Is 55 Miles

Steven Wright Quotes: I Got Pulled Over By A Cop, And He Said, 'do You Know The Speed Limit Here Is 55 Miles

Steven Wright Quotes: I Got Pulled Over By A Cop, And He Said, 'do You Know The Speed Limit Here Is 55 Miles

Steven Wright Quotes: I Got Pulled Over By A Cop, And He Said, 'do You Know The Speed Limit Here Is 55 Miles

Steven Wright Quotes: I Got Pulled Over By A Cop, And He Said, 'do You Know The Speed Limit Here Is 55 Miles

Steven Wright Quotes: I Got Pulled Over By A Cop, And He Said, 'do You Know The Speed Limit Here Is 55 Miles

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