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I Did Learn Something Interesting [while At The Atlanta Airport]. You Have To Be A Member Of The TSA In Order To Legally Perform A Cavity Search. My Apologies To The Staff Of Cinnabon, But You Guys Should Really Keep That Extra Frosting Where The Customers Can Find It.

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