Shane Kuhn Quotes

He Was A Self-righteous Know-it-all Who Had The Breath Of A Dung Beetle, A Gray Ponytail He Barely Pulled Together From The Bozo Ring Of Hair Clinging To His Balding, Freckled Dome, And Loved To Drink, Of All Things, Tea. Usually It Was Some Sickly Sweet-smelling Herbal Crap That Was Made In The Hippie Wasteland Of Boulder, Colorado. The Box Was Festooned With The Image Of A Happy, Dancing Bear In A Field Of Multicolored Flowers And The Tea Had Some Idiotic Name Like Tai Chai. After Work One Evening, I Snatched The Box Of Tea Bags From The Break Room And Changed The Recipe. I Wasn't Really Worried That Any Other Employees Would Use One Of The Tea Bags Because NO ONE DRINKS FUCKING TEA AT WORK, Especially Not The Totally Useless, Noncaffeinated Fairy Tears Reserved For Old Maids To Sip While They Watch Murder, She Wrote In Bed With Their Legion Of Cats.

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