Stephen Fry Quotes

He Knew He Could Never Jingle Change In His Pocket Or Park His Car Like A Confident Adult, He Was The Adrian He Had Always Been, Casting A Guilty Look Over A Furtive Shoulder, Living In Eternal Dread Of A Grown-up Striding Forward To Clip His Ear.
But There Again, When He Sipped At The Whiskey His Eyes Failed To Water And His Throat Forgot To Burn. The Body Shamelessly Welcomed What Once It Would Have Rejected. At Breakfast He Demanded Not Ricicles And Chocolate Spread, But Coffee And Unbuttered Toast. And If The Coffee Was Sugared He Leapt From It Like A Colt From An Electric Fence. He Ate The Crust And Left The Filling, Guzzled The Olives And Spurned The Cherries. Yet Inside He Remained The Same Adrian Who Fought Down The Urge To Stand And Shout 'Bullocks' During Church Services, Smelt His Own Farts And Wasted Hours Skimming Through National Geographic On The Off-chance Of Seeing A Few Naked Bodies.

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