Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Everyone Knows You Are Supposed To Read To Young Children. Well, That's What I Hear When I Have My Kids Watch Sesame Street So I Can Waste Time On The Internet. "Read To Your Children." Interestingly Enough, When You Hear "Read To Your Children" On Sesame Street, They Never Say, "Did You Hear Me? Do Not Watch Sesame Street! Turn Off The TV And Read That Kid A Book!

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