Emmanuel Goldstein Quotes

Dear 2600: Tell Me How Much One Of Your Hackers Would Charge Me To Delete My Criminal Record From The Texas Police Database.
[NAME DELETED] Well, We Would Start With Erasing Your Latest Crime, That Of Soliciting A Minor To Commit Another Crime. (Your Request Was Read By A Small Child Here In The Office.) After You're All Paid Up On That, We Will Send Out The Bill For Hiding Your Identity By Not Printing Your Real Name, Which You Sent Us Like The Meathead You Apparently Are. After That's All Sorted, We Can Assemble Our Team Of Hackers, Who Sit Around The Office Waiting For Such Lucrative Opportunities As This To Come Along, And Figure Out Even More Ways To Shake You Down. It's What We Do, After All. Just Ask Fox News.

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