Tina Fey Quotes

Called Jeff Back In Chicago. "You Grew Up Way Out In The Country With A Bunch Of Brothers. Did You Ever Pee In Cups And, Like, Leave Them Around?" Jeff Was Incredulous. "What? No! That's Disgusting." One Thousand Points For Jeff.

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