Adam Carolla Quotes

As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners Are Relieved. You Can Tell A Species Is Evil By Doing This Simple Math. If My Blond Lab Molly Was The Size Of T-Rex, That Would Just Mean More Kibble, More Work For The Gardener In The Backyard, And A Harder Time Moving Her To My Wife's Side Of The Bed At Night. If Birds Were The Size Of A T-Rex, The Streets Would Be Littered With Human Remains.

Adam Carolla Quotes: As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners

Adam Carolla Quotes: As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners

Adam Carolla Quotes: As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners

Adam Carolla Quotes: As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners

Adam Carolla Quotes: As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners

Adam Carolla Quotes: As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners

Adam Carolla Quotes: As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners

Adam Carolla Quotes: As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners

Adam Carolla Quotes: As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners

Adam Carolla Quotes: As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners

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