Eoin Colfer Quotes

Artemis: "Right, Brothers. Onward. Imagine Yourself Seated At A Cafe In Montmartre."
Myles: "In Paris."
Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And Try As You Will, You Cannot Attract The Waiter's Attention. What Do You Do?"
Beckett: "Umm ... Tell Butler To Jump-jump-jump On His Head?"
Myles: "I Agree With Simple-toon."
Artemis: "No! You Simply Raise One Finger And Say Clearly 'ici, Garcon.'"
Beckett: "Itchy What?

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